To be able to function.
October 13th, 2017
About the only thing that this product can do is gloss a turd and well your hair. You're still going to be that selfish, self-centered, narcissistic punk....but at least you'll have a sheen.
Imagine with me for just a second that you dropped a piece of pizza on the ground (yes, horrific) and it got covered in dirt. Well, take said pizza and then rub grease on it. Ta da... that's what we do. We give you a "glow" that will hopefully take away from the fact that you are a loser.Bottle image of girl designed by Clifford Currier of Banter and Banter with the hand and bottle template designed by Freepik